Hopefully you won't judge me.
In looking back at the last 9 years, here are the top weird things that I never thought would happen because of love.
- Gone shopping for feminine products. (It's hard to even write this one)
- Choreographed and performed a dance to Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
- I've written poems.
- I've carried a woman's purse. (Hence the picture)
- Driven all day so that I can be with loved ones for just a few hours.
- Held hands in public (this is still very hard for me)
- Went along for dress and shoe shopping.
- Went to a couple's spa party. Can you say uncomfortable?
- Became the designated "puke cleaner" for the family. Nothing says I love you more than cleaning up your loved one's vomit.
- Said yes to having a dog (twice). Which means picking up dog crap and lack of freedom to get out of dodge in a moment's notice.
Yep.
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